Sometimes I do repeat myself, also in my daily thoughts; today it is worth doing because I needed a laugh.
You must know that due to my job (ceo of a small-medium size organisation), I receive a lot of mails each day, and I cannot just dismiss them.
Most are in a foreign language, other that Italian, my language.
I tried initially to be nice with my correspondents and helped them correct language, grammar or syntax.
I gave up some years ago: my patience passed away after a long period of suffering.
“Dear people who type lowercase,
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Sincerely,
Capital Letters”