Brevity requires far more effort than verbosity

Over the past few days, I have been working exceptionally hard. My company is about to conclude an important contract, and I have taken on the responsibility of drafting the agreement to be reviewed by solicitors, accountants, and the notary before its formal execution. This task has required a great deal of effort, and the … Read more

To Each Fool His Fancy

I have always cultivated hobbies. At different stages of my life, I have read compulsively, played video games, written software, assembled computers, studied languages, explored obscure subjects, and devoted countless hours to activities that many people would have considered pointless. I have never been under the illusion that everyone would understand these passions. In fact, … Read more

Administratium

NEW ELEMENT ADDED TO THE PERIODIC TABLE: ADMINISTRATIUM Investigators at a major research institution have recently discovered the heaviest element ever known to science.This astonishing new discovery has been provisionally named Administratium (Ad). This new element possesses neither protons nor electrons and therefore has an atomic weight of zero.It does, however, contain 1 neutron, 125 … Read more

Horror vacui

“Horror vacui“, Latin for “fear of empty space”, began as an aesthetic category.But, as often happens, it did not remain confined within frames for long. At first it is art. Then it becomes behaviour.Originally, it describes an almost compulsive urge to fill every available space: no margins, no pauses, no visual silence. From Baroque art … Read more

Conversational Implicature

“Conversational implicature” is one of those invisible mechanisms that hold human communication together.It is not what we say, but what we allow the other person to understand without saying it. Consider the dialogue: “A. Where is Charles?”“B. There is a yellow Volkswagen outside Anne’s house.” It does not work on a logical level, yet it … Read more

Either you are rich or you are rock

In Italian, the phrase “O sei ricco o sei rocco” works because of the assonance between “ricco” and “rocco”. The two words differ by a single vowel, yet they evoke entirely different forms of power. The sound similarity makes the contrast sharper, almost playful, while the meaning underneath is anything but light. “Rich” (ricco) is … Read more

My Desk Is Not Messy. It Is Simply Ahead

What is perceived as chaos on a desk is often not disorder. It is a system. Not a linear system. Not an aesthetic system. But a functional one. To the outside observer, that surface cluttered with open books, overlapping notes, hastily written post-its, and objects apparently out of place seems to deny the very idea of … Read more

Hurry up and wait!

“Hurry up and wait” is one of those expressions that compresses an entire institutional culture into four words. It was widely used in the Royal Navy and later in the United States Navy to describe a familiar rhythm of military life: urgent mobilisation followed by long, immobile anticipation. Orders arrive. Everything must be done immediately. … Read more

Etc. = Etm ?

In recent times, across social networks and chats, a curious pseudo-Latin abbreviation has appeared: “etm”, used in contexts where one would normally find “etc.”. According to some, it stands for “et merda”, that is, “and shit”, placed at the end of a list to give the same flavour as the more straightforward English “and shit”, … Read more

A clinical case: diffuse potamophagy

“Diffuse potamophagy” is an ironic, pseudo-scientific term used to render into Italian the Sicilian noun “manciaciumi”, commonly known, outside Sicilian linguistic circles, as “itching”. What we have here is a fine example of macaronic Latinism, or more precisely, of jocular pseudo-scientific language typical of Sicilian linguistic culture: a culture in which erudition is not intended … Read more

Women possess a remarkable social talent!

(References to real, existing people are, as always, entirely intentional.) Women possess a remarkable social talent: they know how to remain silent about what truly matters and, at the same time, comment with flair on what does not matter at all.This is not inconsistency. It is information economy. When the stakes are serious — affections, … Read more

Very cold weather!

• Brits call it “the Beast from the East”• Germans call it “der Sibirische Bär” (the Siberian Bear)• Americans call it “Snowmageddon”• Canadians call it “Monday” (because it is nothing special)• Nordics call it “Thursday” (and ask if you are alright)• Russians call it “весна” (vesna: spring)• Poles call it “zima” (winter)• Spaniards call it … Read more

Unsung heroes: FIAT Panda drivers

The sheer assertiveness of the little FIAT Panda, sitting at 130 km/h (about 80 mph) and refusing to move aside despite my repeated flashes, was not stubbornness. It was doctrine. My utmost respect goes to the fearless driver (indeed: the test pilot) pushing the Panda beyond every reasonable fear, because only those who have done … Read more

Sicilian linguistic features

In Sicilian one says “accattari un picciriddu”: literally, “to buy a child”. An expression that, to modern ears, may sound amusing or disorienting. Yet behind those seemingly improper words lies a precise linguistic history and an ancient way of understanding birth. The verb “accattari” did not originally mean “to buy”. In older language and in … Read more

How Italians choose a restaurant without checking reviews

(Inspired by a post by “Heritance Italy”) If you have ever wondered how Italians consistently manage to find good food, the answer is disarmingly simple: we almost never check reviews. Not because we distrust technology, but because we trust something older, sharper and infinitely more reliable — instinct, observation and a lifetime of culinary literacy. … Read more

Changing strategy at the last minute

“Surprising people” is driving through a red light.“Improvising” is slamming on the brakes when the light is green. Two actions equally unpredictable, yet opposite in their wisdom. It is a joke, of course. But, as often happens, humour captures the world of work and leadership with surgical precision. In traffic, as in teams, surprising others … Read more

What it means to be responsible doctors

This week I underwent surgery to remove a cataract. A simple procedure, at least when described: the surgeon enters the eye, removes the “damaged” crystalline lens, and replaces it with a new one, selected to compensate for any pre-existing visual defects. This is the account of an ordinary patient whose quality of life has improved … Read more

Why Are Italians Always Late? (Should be: Why Do People WRONGLY Believe Italians Are Always Late?)

Italians are not always late, but the stereotype persists because it contains a grain of cultural truth — a small one, the size of a coffee bean, but still enough to fuel an entire international myth. It is not really about punctuality in the strict sense. It is about a different relationship with time, one … Read more