“First, someone steals my parking spot, then mocks me with a smile, and finally, their stupid car leaves paint on my key.”
(Unknown Author)
Wow, it’s like the universe decided to send you a personal nemesis today!
First, they steal your parking spot like it’s a prize in some invisible competition, then they add insult to injury with that smug smile.
And as if that was not enough, their car decides to leave a little “souvenir” on your key.
Sounds like that car and its owner teamed up to audition for the “Villain of the Day” award!
NOTE:
Someone asked me whether the episode had actually happened to me!
This means the humour worked: many of us have thought about doing it! Ah, that burst of anger — that desire for revenge that overwhelms reason!
So no, I did not do it; but I very much wanted to.
Then reason prevailed, and I wrote the post instead.