A (female) friend responded to yesterday’s post:
“Next post should be about men: par condicio!”
(Par condicio: Latin for “equal treatment.”)
Challenge accepted!
But what is there to say?
Men are perfect.
And then, as if struck by divine inspiration—a revelation!
Let us speak only the pure, unvarnished truth.
Men: the gold standard of emotional regulation
Did you know that exactly 0 out of 5 men have ever struggled with anger?
That is right—not a single one!
Studies (which I may or may not have just invented) confirm that men are the epitome of emotional control, always responding to life’s challenges with monk-like serenity.
Picture this:
- Your boss denies your promotion for the third time?
A man calmly nods, grateful for the character-building experience. - Someone cuts him off in traffic?
He smiles, waves, and perhaps composes a heartfelt poem about patience. - His favorite sports team loses in the final seconds?
No screaming at the TV, no remote-control casualties—just a deep, philosophical reflection on the impermanence of victory.
Truly, men are masters of self-restraint.
They never punch walls, never yell at referees, and certainly never let minor inconveniences provoke an irrational outburst.
Who needs anger management when you are born with a built-in Zen mode?
Yes, my next post about men will be brief—because perfection needs no elaboration.