“Go to hell is not a curse,
but a tourist attraction to be recommended to a bunch of people.”
(Gigi Proietti, Italian actor and comedian)
.. and I tried to render this irony in Shakespearean English:
“Being directed to hell is not a malediction dire,
But a traveller’s delight, to be commended high
Unto a multitude of mortals, whom fate doth compel
To visit that most foul and loathsome place, against their will.”