How to wash a cat

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  • Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  • Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her towards the bathroom.
  • In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on
    the lid.
  • The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash-and-rinse” (Don’t worry, kitty won’t go “down the tube,” ’cause she won’t fit).
  • Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  • Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  • The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
  • Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

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